Thursday, June 13, 2013

VCB sends unsolicited help


This letter is simply fantastic and it is full of meaning and significance. Here is a club, the Vespa Club of Britain, that (at least at the time) cared and responded to its members. I can't even conceive of how blown away I'd be if I was a 20-year-old and someone in a distant scooter club read a letter in a non-club magazine and took it upon themselves to personally respond.

This is love. Ian Kirkpatrick, VCB General Secretary, must have been someone with real feeling. He reached out, felt and understood the passion and curiosity for life that was in John's original letter to Scooter World magazine.

Gestures like Mr Kirkpatrick's are ones that forge lifelong attachments. It's no wonder John kept the letter and later in life had such strong feelings toward the concept of international fellowship related to Vespa clubs.

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

50 Years/414,000 Miles of Scootering

The following article appeared in a relatively obscure U.S. scooter club newsletter, Scootin’ the magazine of Scoot-Tours — the National Touring Scooter Riders Association. The club had its strongest presence mostly about five to fifteen years ago, serving the interests of large-displacement scooter riders.  Back then the scooter of choice for most Scoot-Tours members was the Honda Helix; later many members rode Suzuki Burgmans. It was mostly an older crowd and certainly many of the members were old enough to remember American scootering’s heyday in the late-1950s and early-1960s. Mr. Gerber’s letter was written in the early-1990s, when Helix sales were at their peak.

Herein Mr. Gerber outlines his scooter-riding career. It underscores some of the sources of his own unique origins in his interest in scooters. Like a young teenager of today who obsessively reads skateboarding magazines, he ate up each issue of Scootourist magazine. (See Flashback in this issue.) The magazine helped shape his passion for world scooter travel. His adolescent heroes were those people who bravely explored the world by scooter.

Mr. Gerber was known for his strident opinions. Even though we knew him better, he sometimes came across as excessively angry. I chalk this up to his burning life-long passion for all things scooter: for preserving the hobby and for keeping the community together. He had no kind things to say about the ET4 when it arrived in the U.S. Before Piaggio’s return to the U.S. in 2002, the VCOA raffled off a gray-market imported ET4 Vespa at Amerivespa San Diego in 1999. At the gala dinner and award ceremony Mr. Gerber won an award. (We think it was for furthest traveled.) While up at the stage he helped himself to the microphone and launched into a passionate non-sequitur about the ET4. He likened calling it a Vespa to a dolled-up transvestite winning a beauty pageant. Given the un-PC nature of his comments and how there were many dealers in the audience aspiring to someday soon sell  ET4s, many jaws dropped. To John Gerber, the ET4 was a betrayal of the utilitarian simplicity and long-range reliability of the manually-geared Vespa. There was a long list of outrages with this new modern “Vespa,” but at the top was the drive belt. He felt that no self-respecting long-range scootourist should have to put up with the indignity of a drive belt turning to confetti somewhere on the road.  

It is for this reason that it is interesting that at the end of the story below he gives a grudging acknowledgement to the Honda Helix. Maybe to him it was acceptable for some other scooter to go automatic but not his sacred Vespa? Some may disagree, but I think that more recently he was making a few side-long glances at modern Vespas, particularly the ones with touring capacity. (He still held out hope for a 250cc manual Vespa.) Above all — and there is no doubt about this — Mr. Gerber supported scootering in all forms. In spite of his strident pronouncements he would never let his own personal preferences be divisive to building a world fellowship of scootering.

The original title of the letter was Thirty Years/343,000 Miles of Scooters. I changed the title to more accurately reflect Mr. Gerber’s complete life in scootering at the time of his death.

I enjoyed the account of Jean Bartlow's amazing 600,000-700,000 miles of scootering. Surely, this must be a record for both total miles and continuous years of scootering. There are undoubtedly some real stories here and hopefully newsletter readers will have the opportunity to hear much more of Jean's exploits and scooter experiences.

Although my own three decades of scooter exploits pale in comparison, I would like to take this opportunity to share them with newsletter readers. My involvement with scooters began as a teenager in Oklahoma during the late-1950s and early-1960s. Like many other Midwestern states, Oklahoma allowed a 5hp scooter license at age 14. This meant there were few things as desirable to a teenage boy as a scooter. Approximately 30-40 graced the parking lot of my local high school, mainly Cushmans and Mustangs, but with a scattering of Vespas and Lambrettas. Unfortunately, my meager paper route earnings were not enough for a scooter, so my first machine was a used Ward's Mobylette moped, surely one of the most unreliable two-wheelers of all time. This was followed by a new Sear's Allstate Puch moped. Although the Puch was extremely reliable, I was soon disappointed by its lack of performance and continued to save for a scooter. Finally, in 1962 I had saved up enough to purchase a used 1957 Lambretta 150 LD for $150.

Several things converged to extend my interests into scooter touring. During this time, I subscribed to the San Francisco-based Scootourist magazine, which did a great deal to turn me into a hardcore scooter enthusiast. Each month's issue was eagerly awaited and read from cover to cover many times over. I was particularly fascinated by the articles of Ted Jacques describing various global scooter exploits. Several years earlier I had met a scooterist travelling around the world on a Lambretta. I vowed to do the same thing someday. By now living in Wisconsin, I took the Lambretta on numerous trips throughout the state and neighboring Minnesota, putting 8,000 miles on it in less than a year. The Lambretta met its end when it caught fire on a trip to Colorado in 1963. I immediately, I purchased a used 1961 Lambretta TV 175 Series II at a shop in Denver for $140 and continued back to Wisconsin, covering an amazing 950 miles in 24 hours. Although I put 9,000 miles on it, I became increasingly dissatisfied with the Lambretta's lack of reliability and poor parts service. I soon set my sights on a Vespa.

By the following year I had saved enough to buy a new Vespa Grand Sport 160. The GS, with amazing performance and near total reliability, was everything I had hoped for in a scooter. It was to be the start of a long love affair with the Vespa that has continued through a succession of six Vespas. Almost immediately, I set out to systematically tour the U.S. and later the rest of the world. To date, I have travelled by Vespa in all 48 of the continental states and over 80 foreign countries on five continents.

The Vespas owned, approximate mileage, and major trips taken (those over 4,000 miles; trips under 4,000 are too numerous to list) can be summarized as follows:

Model        Years used        Total mileage
GS 160        1964-1967        51,000
1964 Wisconsin to East Coast, 4,500 miles
1965 Wisconsin to West Coast, 7,000 miles
1966 Mexico and Central America tour (Wisconsin to Panama and back), 11,000 miles

SS 180        1967-1970        37,000
1967 European tour, 7,000 miles
1968 Minnesota to California, 7,000 miles
1979 Minnesota to East Coast via Trans-Canadian Highway, 4,000

Rally 180    1970-1972        35,000
1970 Minnesota to Quebec, 4,000 miles
1971-1972 Pan-American Highway tour (Minnesota to Tierra del Fuego), 25,000 miles

Rally 180    1973-1978        46,000
1973 European tour, 5,000 miles
1974 Rocky Mountain tour, 5,000 miles
1976 Southwest tour, 4,000 miles
1977 Pacific Northwest tour, 5,000 miles

Rally 200    1978-1983        60,000
1978 Trans-Asian Highway tour (Singapore to London), 20,000 miles
1979 Canadian Maritime provinces tour, 4,000 miles
1980 Rocky Mountain tour, 4,000 miles

P200e        1983-Present        74,000 (thus far)
1984 Southern tour, 4,000 miles
1986 Southern tour, 4,000 miles

In addition, I own two vintage Heinkel Tourists (a large luxury touring scooter much like the Helix) on which I have put 23,000 miles. Taken together, all of this adds up to a total scooter mileage of 343,000 miles. (Editor’s note: Again, as noted above, shortly before his death, he tabulated his total miles at 414,000.) Today, time and circumstances do not permit the amount of long distance touring I would like to do. Most trips are confined to weekend trips around New England on my Heinkel or an occasional 2,000 mile two week trip.

Scoot-Tours members will undoubtedly wonder why, given my passion for scooter touring, I do not ride a Helix, the touring scooter par excellance. In part, this is due to a lingering resentment over what the Japanese motorcycle industry did to the European motorcycle and scooter industry in the U.S. during the early 1960s. I also find Vespa reliability second to none. The fact that Vespa parts cost only about a third the price of Helix parts is also of some significance. My current goal is to get one of the new Vespa Cosas, which are presently unavailable in the U.S. However, I do not think the Helix merits the criticism commonly leveled against other Japanese motorcycles and scooters (i.e. homogenous machines lacking in personality and character). Could any scooter possibly match the presence and personality of a Helix? I also admit to finding the freeway touring capability of the Helix highly appealing. And, as my nine-year-old son starts to do more touring with me, the passenger carrying capacity of the Helix assumes increasing importance. Perhaps at some point...

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Vespa Touring the Trans-Asian Highway

In 1978, six years after John’s Pan-American Highway trip, he undertook another grand scootouring adventure, this time across Asia and Europe via the Trans-Asian Highway.
It’s important to put this trip into historical context. Looking back we can see that John was fortunate to get through during a relatively narrow window of political stability and, unknown to him while he was traveling, probably the peak of the highway system’s development. By this time there was enough work done on the United Nations-sponsored Asian Highway system for there to be roads (and even pavement in some places) from Singapore to Tehran. (There remained the notable interruption of Myanmar/Burma.) However very soon after completing the trip his route would become impassable for political reasons in two additional countries. Oddly the timing of a number of historical events makes it seem almost like turmoil followed in the wake of John’s scooter.
Saigon fell in April 1975, but Southeast Asian was still a mess in 1978. To avoid the instability of the region (and since communist Russia and China where for practical purposes out of the question) his journey began at the southern tip of the Malay Peninsula in Singapore. With this route John was able to travel around the troubled countries of Cambodia, Laos and Vietnam. (Later in 1978, Vietnam would invade Cambodia and China would invade Vietnam.)
Another advantage was that Singapore is a southeastern extreme of Asia. Even though it is a good deal west of the east coasts of China and Vietnam, the southern tip of the Malay Peninsula is still very far south. It would almost be the same distance if, for example, he was somehow able to have left from Hong Kong. This makes it a legitimate conceptual starting point for traversing the continent. He also certainly took enough detours along the way that no one can quibble about the distance he traveled.
It’s surprising to read John’s comment on the remarkable quality of the paved roads in--of all places--Afghanistan. In the 1970s, in spite of many profound difficulties, the country showed promising signs of post-colonial development. All of this would be wiped away as Afghanistan became a pawn in the Cold War machinations between the U.S. and U.S.S.R. The Russians were already involved in Afghanistan and full-scale invasion would begin in 1979. This was followed by the CIA-backed Islamic-fundamentalist Mujaheddin insurgency. We all know how that ended up. 
Moving west, as he crossed the Iranian boarder, the revolution was underway. In January 1979, not long after passing through, the Shah of Iran fled the country. On November 4th the U.S. embassy hostage crisis began, radicalizing the new Iranian government.
With the developments in Afghanistan and Iran, the continued border closure of Myanmar and the more-recent disruption in Iraq, the dream of a united trans-Asian highway is farther away than ever.
Is there a viable scooter route across Asia today? It might happen through China or Russia but it is doubtful someone could do it alone and unsupported. Ewan McGregor and Charley Boorman did it on BMW motorcycles, filmed in the documentary television series, The Long Way Round. However they had back-up vans for much of the trip. Ironically they had significant mechanical troubles where John, alone and unsupported, had none. Here again is powerful testimony for why John placed such great faith in his simple and reliable manually-geared Vespas.
Vespa Touring the Trans-Asian Highway
It was a hot, humid, and overcast tropical day as I rolled out of Singapore across the causeway into Malaysia. Once again I’m in the saddle of a Vespa attempting to travel one of the great highway routes of the world:  the entire length of the Trans-Asian Highway from Singapore to London. As I glanced back at the westernized oasis of Singapore, I wondered if Asia and the Middle East would be the same challenge as South America.
The names alone are enough to set the spirit of adventure soaring. Names like Kabul, Kathmandu, Kadakh and Lahore. Names imbued with the magic and mystery of travel and adventure in strange and unknown lands that, once heard, steal recurring into the mind, seducing one from the cold conformity of 9-to-5 living in the West to a world that has not yet turned plastic
My machine this time was a 200cc Vespa Rally purchased used for $285. Aside from installing a specially-designed unbreakable clutch cable given to me by Gordon Myers, the genial scooter genius of the Viva Vespa dealership of Redwood City, California, the machine received no special attention. (Any Vespa enthusiast who has not yet encountered Gordon — himself a life-long Vespa enthusiast — would be well advised to do so. His specially-designed Vespa accessories are unmatched. Confirmed motorcyclists should be wary — Gordon’s infectious enthusiasm is such that you might find yourself riding home on a Vespa!)
My first destination was Kuala Lumpur, the capital of Malaysia. Because of an affinity for leisurely, low-paced travel, I took the coastal route up the west coast of the Malay Peninsula. Palm, coconut, and mango trees graced the shoreline, broken only by small thatch-hut fishing villages. After several leisurely days of relaxing and sightseeing, I reached Kuala Lumpur. A green and pleasant city  surrounded by rubber estates, coconut plantations, and tin and iron mines, Kuala Lumpur is characterized by a chaotic mix of modern high-rise buildings set amid its own dazzling and unique nineteenth century Victorian-Moorish architecture.
Continuing north toward Bangkok on the heavily-traveled central highway, I passed through countryside consisting of rice paddies, jungles and plantations of neatly laid out rubber trees. Travel was made more adventurous, if not hazardous, by the large volume of truck traffic. Most drivers wheeled their monstrous vehicles over the road like giant sports cars. Seeing one of these massive rigs come barreling in front of me was always  a harrowing sight. Out of deference to my own hide, I had little choice but to pull over to the side of the road.
As I began to near the Thai border, I started to receive numerous warning about guerrilla and bandit activity in the lawless border region of southern Thailand. News reports of three buses stopped by highway robbers within the past week did little to assuage my fears, and it was with considerable apprehension and a full throttle that I crossed into Thailand. No problems were encountered, however, though I was to find out later that a major military operation was taking place at the time only twenty miles from the road!
Journeying up the slim waist of peninsular Southeast Asia, I passed through some of the most handsome, rugged scenery in the region. Vertical outcrops of white limestone jutting up from the plains and reaching heights of 700 feet gave me the impression of riding through a forest of giant petrified stumps.
The next several days were extremely good ones as the winding, narrow road sliced its way through the jungle and over mountains. The skies were clear, the road dry as I cruised along at 60 mph enjoying the feel of the Vespa’s precision handling beneath me. I rounded bend after bend, winding down and across fertile tropical valleys and then up again into the jungle-covered mountains. Occasionally the road would hug the Indian Ocean and I would catch glimpses of the sea.
A pleasant diversion was provided by a stopover at the tiny island of Phuket. Particularly enjoyable were the clean, golden sand beaches fringed with tall coconut trees stretching for miles without a soul or building in sight. To visit the town itself is to step back in time. Life is simple and leisurely. Cars are rare. In the nightclub tunes of the 1950s are still the current hits.
Gradually the mountains gave way to the more populated plains of central Thailand, and it is here that the allure of Asia becomes most apparent. Passing through the countryside, one encounters monkeys scampering among the trees, smiling and waving village children, saffron-robed Buddhist monks, and an occasional elephant lugging teak logs. All of these belong to the kaleidoscope of images that make up rural Thailand.
All too soon I was in the brash and congested metropolis of Bangkok. The harsh and naked reality of this chaotic city was impressed upon me almost immediately as I struggled for six hours through the city’s monumental traffic jams and twisting, unmarked streets to reach my destination, the Hotel Malaysia, a mecca for western travelers in Asia. Its overcrowding and congestion notwithstanding, Bangkok possesses some of the finest temple and palace architecture in Asia, though the mysterious and fantastical images these buildings conjure up is obscured by the roar of traffic outside.
Preferring the slower-paced and more oriental rural Thailand, I was soon heading north toward the city of Chiang-Mai and the tribal regions of the northwest. One after another the fascinating ancient cities of Ayutthaya, Lop Buri and Sukhothai passed by, leaving unforgettable memories of their centuries-old ruins, stunning architecture and rich civilizations of the past.
Due to a wrong turn on an unmarked road on the third day out of Bangkok, I found myself hopelessly lost as the fast-setting tropical sun brought darkness to the jungle. Upon reaching a small village, two youths on a Yamaha directed me to the local Buddhist temple where I spent the night under the flicker of candlelit Buddhas. Later the next morning, I received a taste of Thai hospitality as a procession of villagers came in bringing me food and chai. Soon it appeared that almost the whole village had arrived. Despite the fact that no one knew more than a few phrases of English, communication proved to be no problem as I talked about my trip and myself in gestures and drawings over endless cups of chai. It is situations like these that leave a memory of warmth and friendliness that is likely to be unforgettable.
After two days in the peaceful flower-and-temple-studded city of Chiang-Mai, I headed into the mist-covered mountains near the Burmese border, intending to visit the areas inhabited by the Mao, Karen and Lua tribes. Desiring to see as much of this little-known region as possible within the span of a few days, I chose a 200-mile circle route, most of which turned out to be over roads of corrugated dirt. The hill tribes with their distinct culture, traditions and dress constitute a world of their own, one that seems to have changed little in thousands of years. Their way of life is largely centered around slash and burn agriculture and cultivation of the now-outlawed opium poppy.
Rain caught up with me on the third day out, turning parts of the road into a sea of mud. At one point the Vespa slipped off the road into a ditch. To get it back on the road, I had to get it up a muddy slope without a bit of tractive surface on it. Attempting to do so, I soon became hopelessly mired. I tried to get out by walking alongside the Vespa and guiding it under power. This tactic helped for a few feet until the machine slithered in the ooze and went over. After much cursing, grunting and sliding, I managed to get it upright and wondered what to do next. The answer soon came in the form of several Mao youths who had been watching me wallow in the mud, and between us we managed to get the rig up to the road.
Since Burma is closed to all land traffic for political reasons, my next leg was to double back to Penang, Malaysia, to catch a ship to India. After another week of touring Thailand’s northeastern provinces, I was once again back in now-familiar southern Thailand. By now the rainy season was well under way, and several miles outside of Khiri Khan I found myself caught in a tropical deluge. I had covered about ten miles through torrential rain when, coming upon a low-lying area of the road, I found it completely under water for 300 feet. Getting off the Vespa to reconnoiter the situation, I found the water to be about a foot and a half deep, and decided that the only thing to do was to push the machine through. During the course of the next 25 miles, I was forced to repeat this procedure several times.
More days of seemingly endless rain followed me until I finally reached the delightful island of Penang, two miles off the Malay Peninsula. Characterized by a medley of nationalities, one finds here Buddhist and Hindu temples, mosques, Christian churches and Chinese clan houses co-existing side by side. It was with a note of amusement that I noticed on the wall of one of the small, open-front Chinese cafes I frequented a sign cautioning customers in four languages not to spit on the floor. An ominous feeling crept over me, however, as I read daily reports of the death toll from a heat-wave then gripping India.
After four days of uneventful ship travel, I’m in Madras, gateway to southern India. Although the ship arrived at noon, it was nearly nightfall by the time I finished clearing the Vespa through the countless bureaucratic formalities required by customs. Later that evening I was eating a piping-hot curry with rice served on a large banana leaf. Having no silverware, I imitated the Indians and ate with my fingers.
Following several days of exploring some of the fabulous temple architecture around Madras, I left for my next destination, Calcutta, 1,500 miles northeast.
My apprehension about the heat wave proved well-founded as temperatures in Madras daily exceeded 120 degrees. On my first day out, the wind became so hot it was like invisible lava rushing across my face and chest as I sped down a highway which melted into the distance. A respite of sorts came late in the afternoon as I reached the city of Bangalore, located on a 5,000-foot high plateau and favored by the Raj for its temperate climate. The temperature in Bagalore that evening was 75, a drop of 45 degrees.
Swinging north, my next stop was Hyderabad, a city with a skyline of graceful spires and minarets.
From here on the road through central India was pure agony. By now, down again from the plateau, the temperature regularly soared between 120 and 130. I passed through the barren and dry countryside along a largely one-lane, pot-holed road. To undergo heat of this intensity hour upon hour was to experience a qualitatively different form of heat than I had ever been accustomed to. To cope with it I was compelled to stop every 15 miles or so at village wells and irrigation ponds to soak my clothes in water to keep my cool for a few miles — a procedure local villagers invariably found amusing. Feeling continually dehydrated, my water consumption often averaged six gallons a day or more. Seldom were cold drinks of any kind available, and then only the nearly undrinkable Indian substitute for the recently outlawed Coca-Cola. Nor was any relief forthcoming at night as temperatures often hovered at 95. Often I was forced to get up several times during the night to cool myself with a cold shower. The virtues of the Vespa’s air-cooled engine became apparent as I encountered a German BMW rider with a burned-out engine at Nagpur.
North of Jabalpur I entered the Ganges basin, the most heavily populated part of India, and it seemed as if everyone was on the road at the same time. Traffic alternated between a state of near paralysis and a demolition derby. The narrow pavement was contested for by an endless stream of trucks, buses, pedestrians, pony carts, bullock carts, bicycles, trishaws, an occasional car and the ubiquitous wandering cows. Worst of all were the dilapidated trucks and country buses customarily driven at frightening speeds by drivers whose sole object appeared to either intimidate or impress onlookers. At times these monstrous vehicles, in order to pass a bullock cart or something else, would pull out in front of me from the opposite direction, leaving me only seconds to hit the dangerously rutted shoulder. At other times I would watch two of these vehicles contest for the same space at the same time. When a crash occurs, the driver, if he is still alive, usually flees the scene before the police arrive. The fact that such accidents are a common occurrence is given mute testimony by the numerous twisted wrecks that grace India’s highways. To complicate matters further, roads and streets are rarely marked, which often made passing through the larger towns and cities similar to negotiating a giant maze. Under these conditions any hope for a decent daily mileage was futile, and I had to be content with the 200 miles or so I could roll up after ten hours in the saddle.
To travel through rural India in this way is to experience India in its many dimensions. The exotic and the unspeakable co-exist side by side everywhere as one passes through a seemingly endless procession of sun-baked mud villages and yellow and green fields. In every town and village, crowds were always spilling into the streets, crowds through which I would have to navigate my way, crowds that to the passing westerner seem characterized by an apparent aimlessness and uncoordinated chaos. At all times one feels a strange sense of uneasiness. The spectre of hunger, of famine, of death is always present and is combined with the deep-seated fatalism which pervades all of India. Yet at the same time, there is a strong sense of life and vitality. Women babbling with conversation huddle around pumps and wells vigorously washing clothes. Stalls selling fruit and vegetables hug the highways. Oxcarts and bicycles sway precariously under enormous loads of grain. Families are up early in the morning cooking their breakfast over cow-dung fires. And always there are the curious and friendly crowds that gather whenever I stop. The little vignettes pile up one upon another.
Arriving in Calcutta, I was little prepared for what I found. Inured as one becomes to poverty and squalor in India, I was still stunned by this hell of degradation and misery. Everywhere there are beggars, the crippled and grotesquely maimed, the limbless and lepers, and deformed children — all these and more. The buildings are peeling and crumbling, and the stench from the open drains is always present. Whole families in tattered clothes dig in the rubbish for food. A legless old man pushes himself along the road like a crab on a skateboard. The scenes defy description.
Eager to retreat from this setting, I lost little time in getting on the road to the kingdom of Nepal, high in the Himalayas. My first stop was in the Indian city of Darjeeling, located in the foothills of the Himalayas and world famous for its teas. Darjeeling, with its steep zig-zagging streets hugging precariously to the sides of the mountains, its healthy, smiling people and fresh, clean mountain air, was a welcome relief from Calcutta.
Several days later I was making my way up the Thankot Pass in Nepal. Climbing higher and higher, I rounded steep, well-banked curves in quick succession as rugged peaks glistened in the background. It is moments like these that create an absolutely rapturous feeling. By late afternoon I was climbing down into the terraced Kathmandu Valley, glowing gold and green in the evening sun. Smiling, friendly people waved as I zipped along.
Kathmandu, Patan, and Bhaktapur — all of which were once independent kingdoms — are the three towns which make up the Kathmandu Valley. Kathmandu, the capital, is the largest, but despite its recent growth is still largely a market town abounding in farm scenes and sounds. Dominating everything in Kathmandu are the pagoda-like temples and shrines, of which there are said to be as many as people, In Durbar Square alone there are a dozen of these structures, many towering over a hundred feet high, all rich with elaborate wood carvings. The predominance of the structures make Kathmandu a city unlike any other I have ever encountered.
The streets surrounding Durbar Square are a panorama of Nepalese life. Walking down the narrow lanes, one finds goats being led to the temple for sacrifice, farmers in rough woolens, their sailor-like caps perched jauntily on their heads, squatting and selling their foodstuffs, porters hunched over with enormous loads on their backs, and barefoot children darting in and out.
Nearby is the famous “freak street,” which resembles a time-warp back to the 1960s. Since drugs are about as hard to get in Nepal as hamburgers at McDonald’s, Kathmandu has become a haven for yesterday’s flower children, some of them quite wilted.
A more benign form of American influence is seen in the proliferation of pie shops scattered throughout the city and which arose out of a taste for American pie acquired from Peace Corps volunteers stationed in Nepal. Shops with names such as New Style Pie shop, Upper Crust Pie Shop, Hungry Eye, and Chi and Pie abound. The pies, which have a distinct Nepalese taste in spite of their American origins, are among the best I’ve tasted anywhere.
From Kathmandu I continued along Nepal’s hair-raising mountain roads to Pokhara, a Shangri-la valley of lakes and meadows dominated by the spectacular peaks of Annapurna and Machapuchare. Although I was in Nepal for only two short weeks, the days seemed timeless, passing like a vivid dream, lost in the peace and serenity of the setting and in the warmth and hospitality of the people. This alone was enough to obliterate all the difficulties of the trip through India.
All dreams come to an end, however, and soon I was once again engaged in a constant daily battle with the heat and road conditions of India. Continuing west on the Grand Trunk Road, India's Route 66, my next destination was New Delhi, with a short stopover at Agra to visit the fabled Taj Mahal. While in New Delhi, a new and unexpected problem suddenly intruded itself. Several weeks earlier, Afghanistan had experienced a bloody military coup. Upon arrival at the embassy of Afghanistan to obtain a visa, I was informed that the borders were closed due to the heavy fighting still going on inside the country. Since my only other option was an alternative route through southern Pakistan on a road that was little more than truck tracks over open desert where 130-degree temperatures were common, I decided my best course was to head for the border of Afghanistan and try my luck again there.


But first, still under the spell of the Himalayas, I decided to make a detour through the Indian province of Kashmir and the mysterious and little-known region of Ladakh. Two days later I was on a narrow, twisting road heading back into the Himalayas. After crossing the 9,000-foot high Banihal Pass, I began to descend into the Kashmir Valley, but first I had to pass through a mile-and-a-half long tunnel. Totally dark with water dripping everywhere, this in itself was an extremely harrowing experience.


After several days of exploring Srinagar, the capital of Kashmir, and the surrounding valley, I continued on to Leh, the main city of Ladakh. Forbidden to western travelers until only a few years ago, Ladakh is considered more Tibetan than Tibet. As I proceeded onwards, the road began to become as rugged as the mountains and bad beyond description. This was not surprising, since it was only built fifteen years ago and is closed nine months of the year because of heavy snow. At first, it felt as if I had come upon a river bed, but this was only a prelude of things to come. From this point on there was to be no casual riding. Every mile required intense concentration. I was forced to shift from gear to gear to keep moving over the jolting surface, weaving around chuckholes and from one side of the road to the other to take advantage of the best possible surface to ride on. The grinding over loose stretches of rock turned the trip into an endurance contest. Particularly harrowing were the many steeply banked and sharp-angled curves, each heavily covered with loose rock to give the best traction. I had to creep around each one, crawling through whatever rock-free section I could find. Occasionally, I had to dodge caravans of slow-moving dzos, animals half yak, half cow.


Crossing the Rohtang Pass, I reached an altitude of 16,000 feet. Gradually the rugged, spectacular beauty of the mountains gave way to a barren, moon-like landscape reminiscent of the Bolivian and Peruvian altiplano of my earlier travels.


After three days of this punishment, I reached Leh, a city set in a narrow valley at eleven thousand feet. Dominating everything was a gigantic nine-story former royal palace built on a mountain side overlooking the city. Although a small city, Leh holds considerable fascination due to colorful and captivating Tibetan culture. Particularly intriguing were the monasteries, centers of the mysterious and exotic Tibetan Buddhism. Aside from the omnipresence of the Indian military, one is inclined to feel he is in the fifteenth rather than the twentieth century.


The trip back was as excruciating as the trip up, but within a few days I was crossing the border into Pakistan. Finding little to deter me in eastern Pakistan, I headed directly to Peshawar and the legendary Northwest Frontier province.


Peshawar turned out to be a true frontier city. Men strutted along brimming with confidence, wearing bullet-studded bandoliers across their chests or pistols at their sides. This is the land of the pathans, and Peshawar is the great Pathan center, surrounded by a vast tribal society almost entirely outside the control of the government. Peshawar is a pulsating beehive of activity. Craftsmen's hammers mingle with the sound of horses' hooves while human voices shout to make themselves heard above the whine of the hundreds of elaborately decorated three-wheeled Vespa taxis which tear about the city from street to street like clockwork mice scurrying for their holes as if a giant cat were pursuing them.


A touch of adventure was provided by a trip to the nearby village of Dara Khel. In this lively, one-lane village exempt from gun control laws, more than one hundred shops manufacture or sell firearms. All of the guns are handmade and are exact copies of well-known foreign brands. Since there is no electricity, all lathes, drills, etc., are hand driven using cranks and pulleys. The factories, which are really large rooms in houses, are poorly lit and crowded with men working individually with a master gunsmith overseeing. Periodically shots ring out as weapons are tested by prospective customers. The weapons available range from machine guns on down. For James Bond fans there are lethal novelties such as shotguns disguised as canes and 25-caliber ballpoint pens.


On the north side of the village is a small building where a well-known black hashish is produced. Great skins full of the plants were stacked up in a corner. Two men were working a large plunger-type instrument to compress the marijuana into a mold. In another room bricks of hashish, the finished product, were drying in rows. I stayed only a short time in the village as I felt rather uncomfortable among the fierce-looking Pathans, every one of whom was sporting a rifle and bandolier.


Attempting to get a visa for Afghanistan at the local consulate, I was again turned down. Numerous other western travelers were also stranded here with the same problem, and it was decided to try and tackle the problem together. Consequently, each morning a large, angry crowd would gather outside the consulate and send a delegation in to argue with the officials. After several days of this pressure, the consulate relented and began granting six-day transit visas. Within a few hours I was threading my way up the legendary Khyber Pass.


Long an avenue of conquest and battle ground, the Khyber Pass lives up to its well-deserved reputation, and there is a feeling of adventure which affects all who travel through it. Bandits still inhabit the hills and the pass is closed after dark. The bare and bleak hills bristle with reminders of violence. Forts are perched strategically atop nearly every major mountain, and practically every home resembles a fortified stronghold enclosed by ten-foot high walls tipped with broken glass.


The crossing of the pass only took a few hours and soon I was in Afghanistan, a land of mystery and deep contrasts, half medieval, half Wild West. Finding the border offices closed for the long lunch break, I went to sit in the shade of one of the marvelously decorated trucks Afghanistan is so famous for. An Ancient hook-nosed gentleman whose beard made Karl Marx's look like a five o-clock shadow joined me and even went so far as to de-turbanize his head and offer the cloth to me to wipe the sweat from my forehead.


Once through customs, I was making my way west toward Kabul on Afghanistan's well-paved highway system. After the roads of India, this was sheer bliss. It felt as if I were flying as the Vespa purred effortlessly at 65-70 mph.


Shortly before nightfall I reached Kabul, located at the intersection of two valleys and surrounded by the Hindu Kush mountains. Unlike India, there were few people in the streets, which was a welcome contrast. Damage from the fighting during the coup was still visible in many parts of the city.


Having only a six-day transit visa, I could afford to spend only a day in Kabul. A day later I was driving across a barren desert landscape in which the only variation lay in the different shades of beige and brown. The road wriggled ahead like a black snake, disappearing into a shimmer of unreality where sky and land fuse together with shadowy uncertainty. Suddenly a patch of greenness signifying an oasis would appear in the harsh, barren landscape, and I would pass through small villages consisting of mud-brick buildings clustered together. The only splash of color to be seen came from the exquisitely patterned mosaic work on the cupolas of small mosques.


Spending the night in Kandahar, I encountered Marco Antonio Navas, a Colombian on a Vespa odyssey of his own, headed in the opposite direction. Starting his journey in South America, Marco had thus far covered 80,000 miles in North and South America, Europe, Africa and Asia, with much more to go. By now it should be clear to most motorcyclists, we Vespaists are not “sissies,” but very often are highly dedicated and experienced touring enthusiasts. For many of us, the special qualities so unique to a Vespa are the reason for a life-long attachment to these machines.


Continuing westward through the desert and mountainous countryside, I was easily able to manage 450 miles a day. Only a  blinding, choking dust storm that lasted several hours slowed me down. Occasionally I would pass an encampment of black tent nomads.


Several days and another twist of the Asian kaleidoscope later, and I’m in Iran.


Here again, political problems intruded, as Iran was gripped with rioting against the Shah’s monarchy. Out of fear of getting caught in it, I decided to head through the country as quickly as possible. After spending the night in the pilgrim center of Mashhad, a city held by some Shiite Moslems to be holier than Mecca, I was heading through green countryside alongside the subtropical Caspian Sea. At Amol I turned south for the long climb through the Elburz mountains to Tehran.


The heavy-handed nature of the Shah’s rule became apparent in mid-afternoon when I was stopped at a police checkpoint and was informed that motorcycles were not allowed on this particular road on Friday, the Muslim holy day. When asked why, the officer replied, “The Shah doesn’t like motorcycles.” Within a few hours nearly a dozen Iranian motorcyclists had been detained. Perhaps fortified by numbers, the Iranians began a fierce argument with the police which continued for over an hour, at which point we were allowed back on the road. As a consequence, it was nearly midnight when I navigated Tehran’s narrow lanes searching for a hotel, a search that was to last several hours.


It is in Tehran that one sees most vividly the great contrasts of wealth and extreme poverty in oil-rich Iran. A constant stream of Mercedes-Benzes and oxcarts contend for space in the city’s congested streets. Occasionally one sees flocks of sheep being tended along the sidewalks. Modern high-rises crowd out the ancient bazaar.


Leaving the smog, fumes and noise of Tehran behind me, I was again driving across a desert landscape. Several days later a glimpse of Mount Ararat, signifying the Turkish border, was visible in the distance. Considered the legendary landing site of Noah’s Ark, Mount Ararat is the outpost of a mountainous landscape that continues for a thousand miles until Istanbul.


Home of cultures and civilization spanning eight thousand years and pathway of repeated conquests, Turkey is a splendid but harsh land where travel can be rough. Particularly annoying was the system of highway maintenance where it is common practice to tear up the road for ten or twenty-mile stretches, leaving a tire-slashing, back-breaking punishment of jagged stones and choking dust.


Another difficulty was the frequent problem of obtaining even basic services. There is an expressive Turkish word, yok, meaning “there isn’t any” which one hears again and again. Yok hot water in your hotel room, yok two-stroke oil, yok whatever it is you may be wanting in a shop or restaurant.


After four days on Turkey’s poor mountain roads, I was crossing the new suspension bridge spanning the Bosporus from Asia to Europe into Istanbul. The view of Istanbul from the bridge is unforgettable: With its domed and minareted skyline, its great palaces and mosques, its vague air of mystery and decadent splendor, it is not surprising that Istanbul has served as a backdrop for so many spy stories and mystery novels.


I took a several-day pause in Istanbul, and then pushed on into Greece. Returning to Europe with its familiar food, merchandise and lifestyle, one loses the “expeditionary” feeling that characterizes a journey of this type.


From here on it was an easy trip over roads I had traveled on in the past. As I wheeled into London a week later, a glance at the odometer showed that I had covered over 20,000 miles, bringing to a close another of the most fascinating and intense chapters of my life.
 
Throughout the entire seven-month adventure, the Vespa survived jungles, intense heat, monsoon rains and endless miles of punishing roads, all without even the slightest mechanical problem, once again testifying to the rugged qualities of these incredible wunder vehicles which, sadly enough, most motorcyclists and non-motorcyclists alike still regard as mere toys.

Saturday, June 1, 2013

Remembering John Gerber

For a number of years I worked with John in producing the magazine for the Vespa Club of America. We spent countless hours on the phone, talking from one coast to another. We'd talk late into the night. I'd hang up and couldn't believe what time it was. For John, a self-professed night owl, it was always three hours later.

 A few years ago I put together a special tribute issues of American Scooterist, the member magazine of the Vespa Club of America. It was devoted entirely to John Gerber. For the next number of posts in this blog I will post some of the stories I put together for the magazine. Below is my opening editorial. It's my summation of John's contributions to the world of scootering.

John died unexpectedly June 12, 2010. He had mentioned that he had a serious form of cancer. Only a very few knew it was pancreatic cancer, which has a slim chance of recovery. In spite of this cancer’s almost universal deadliness, he appeared to be doing well and responding to treatment. It looked as though he might be one of the few who survive but something happened shortly after he returned from Amerivespa San Antonio. The doctor’s account was that he probably died of a common cold or something equivalent due to the state of his weakened immune system from chemotherapy.

From early on, John was a scooterist. Oklahoma, along with a number of other Midwestern states, allowed for a restricted 5 hp motorcycle license at the age of 14 and in the 1950s many kids opted for scooters. John’s Stillwater high school regularly had about 50 scooters in the parking lot; it was the “in” thing. The parking lot was strictly segregated into two camps: American-made models such as Cushmans and Mustangs and European-derived scooters, almost exclusively Lambrettas and Allstates. (The Allstates were of course Vespas but at this time few appreciated this distinction.) He was very clear with me that the coolest group, the ones who got the most action from the girls, were the owners of European scooters.

I theorize that this unique social environment, coming at a sensitive stage in his life, imprinted him with a certain inferiority complex that inclined him toward a lifelong fixation on scooters. As a freshman with a meager paper route income, all he could afford were mopeds. First there was a Montgomery Ward Mobylette (French). This was soon followed by a Puch. He rode the Puch all over the state and region. However, he wanted proper power and performance and scrupulously saved for a real scooter. Unfortunately, before his heart’s desire could be fulfilled and he could join his friends in the high school parking lot with a respectable ride, his family was forced to make an emergency move to Wisconsin. The focus of his adolescent high school obsession, joining the “in” crowd with a scooter, remained forever unfulfilled.

Shortly after his move, he acquired a used Lambretta LD and he rode this everywhere, including longer trips west through the Black Hills of South Dakota and to Denver, Colorado. On his return home from Denver, a broken fuel line caused the LD (along with all his belongings) to burn up by the side of a road. Undeterred, he hitch-hiked back to Denver and bought a used Series 2 TV 175 to get him home. This Lambretta got him through the remainder of high school and part of college. All told, he put 9,000 miles on his TV.

In 1964 he bought a brand new Vespa GS 160. He had grown frustrated with his Lambrettas’ breakdowns and constant difficulty in obtaining even-simple replacement parts. His new GS was almost perfectly reliable and this characteristic made him a lifelong fan of Vespas. (Later in life his favorite models would expand to include Heinkels.) With his GS, he set about taking extended rides all over the U.S. and Canada. This culminated with a trip in 1966 (during his junior year in college) to Panama on the newly-opened Central American Highway, a section of road that would soon become part of the Pan-American Highway.

In 1971 on an SS 180 he completed a tour of the full Pan-American Highway from Tierra del Fuego (the southernmost tip of Argentina) to somewhere just south of San Francisco. His original intended route was to continue on to Alaska, but the trip was abruptly interrupted when he was rear-ended by a drunk driver. (The accident kept him in the hospital for a number of months.) In 1978 he conquered the Trans-Asian Highway. He succeeded in doing this probably at the last point in history when it was politically possible to cross so many borders. (Michael McWilliams, former VCOA president, now owns the Rally 200 that was used for this grand adventure.)

Cars and John did not mix. His family related a story of him attempting to learn to drive a car. He ended up putting the car in reverse and smashing into a garage door. He walked away from this accident never attempting to learn to drive again. To get to work in Boston (where he lived most of his adult life) he either walked to the nearby MTA station or rode a scooter. Over the course of his life he tabulated 412,000 miles riding various scooters. John was particularly proud of his scooter travels and, even though his miles logged were modest compared to some, he should be considered among an elite fraternity of scooterists who have traveled the world by scooter. His first goal when he retired was to pick up “scootouring” again and in the next few years he planned to re-ride the Pan-American highway.

In spite of his formidable riding accomplishments he should be most remembered for his writing. I didn’t know it until after his death, but John had a PhD in history. His doctoral dissertation, later published as a book, was titled Anton Pannekoek and the Socialism of Workers' Self Emancipation 1873-1960. It is very academic, so much so that most people have to put it down after the first or second page. Still, this grueling effort demonstrates the discipline he devoted to developing his skill and integrity as a historical writer. We were extremely lucky to have someone educated to his level bringing his abilities to bear on the topic of scootering.

He chronicled his own scootours in scooter and motorcycle magazines of the time but his most significant contributions came later in charting scootering history, and most particularly in our own unique and somewhat-forgotten American scootering history. In many ways American Scooterist, the member magazine of the Vespa Club of America, was his magazine. He led the production of a number of significant theme issues over the years, including the sidecar issue, the Heinkel issue, and the Lambretta issue. His Boston issue inspired me take up the cause of the magazine and the club. Much of my work with the magazine was to help give further voice to his work. The key story in the Boston issue related the history of Boston Vespa and Vescony, the distributor for Piaggio for the eastern half of the U.S. in the 1960s. This article helped me appreciate the scope of his mission: to construct a comprehensive history of American scootering. (I attribute reading this issue to me taking up the cause of working with John and club to help with the magazine.)

Two other issues stand out: the 50th Anniversary of the GS issue, and the Beat issue. Again, the important quality is his authoritative record of how these topics related to American scootering. In many instances he is responsible for preserving invaluable information. He interviewed a number of people shortly before they died. His work with the Beat issue pretty much single-handedly defined the true character of scootering in the U.S. in the 1950s and early 1960s. The Europeans had their Giornos, national rallies and the FIV; the British had the Mods. John taught us the primary driving force of early non-Cushman/Mustang scootering in the U.S. was the Beat culture. This is our legacy as American scooterists today.

Some members are probably aware of the all-Lambretta issue produced by the our club in 1997. It is now a rather obscure and rare magazine. While the layout and production were not particularly flashy, the quality of the content -- the words on paper -- remains unassailable. John gathered guest stories and, most significantly, mapped out the history of the various early Lambretta distributors in the U.S. This was information he pieced together over years of painstaking work, interviewing certain individuals, saving notes, magazine ads and sales brochures.

Even though John was a long-time member of numerous scooter club it should be mentioned that John did not have a high regard for the relatively-new club the Lambretta Club USA (LCUSA). He felt that a national Lambretta club should be part of larger umbrella organization. To him, in spite of our name, this was the Vespa Club of America. Well before the inception of the LCUSA, he worked with Lambretta enthusiasts to maintain a regular Lambretta-only column, the Lambretta Way, in American Scooterist. It was a good column, but, as with many volunteer efforts, it petered out after a few years.
 
John had strong opinions about many things. To some he came across as strident and angry. Working closely with him over the years, I certainly experienced this aspect of his personality. However, this was not a dominant character trait. Much of this might be explained by understanding his exposition style. As a shy person, he did much of his communicating by way of writing. Some of his writing was for magazine “letters” columns and editorials. In this writing he often used a somewhat old-fashioned didactic writing style where lines were very clearly drawn and there was no room for ambiguity. I sense that part of this style came from his academic background and his socialist leanings.

Some of his most strident letters related to Piaggio dropping production of manual-geared scooters. He saw this as an urgent pressing issue and the tone of his letters reflects this. John loved the Vespa scooter and the engineers and workers who created it, but after many years of negative experiences, he was either indifferent or scornful of the corporate organization, Piaggio.

We had strong debate with him over the inclusion of the LCUSA at Amerivespa in Denver in 2006. He was stubbornly opposed to this, feeling that this club was riding on Amerivespa’s success, but in the end he was significantly outvoted. To his credit, when he was overruled he went along with the decision and did his best to support the rally. I maintain great admiration for his faithful adherence to the democratic process in group decision-making and I use it as another example of how his writing style didn’t exactly represent who he was in person.

It is much more important to remember John’s incredibly supportive and generous nature. He was very conscientious about maintaining correspondence with scooterists all over the world. He was happy to share his own personal knowledge and information from his archive (probably the biggest collection of scooter paper in the world) and he would go out of his way to do so. He spearheaded an open exchange of articles with the VCOA and other world clubs such as the Veteran Vespa Club Great Britain and the Lambretta Club of Great Britain.

He did not, however, abide people whom he felt were gathering information for their own personal gain, private collections or fiefdoms. Scootering shares a peculiar trait with other collector-type hobbies: it tends to attract hoarders. He had a number of odd experiences where people would bizarrely withhold information from him. This was particularly galling when his motivation was to bring information to the larger scootering community. It’s worth noting he did all of this work with no remuneration and on his own spare time.

John Gerber was a visionary. As with many visionaries he was a little out of step with the larger community but he burned with a passion for our hobby that no one can match. He knew what scootering used to be (and almost became) here in the U.S. in the 1950s and 1960s, and he selflessly lived to share and promote this knowledge with others. He worked tirelessly to bring greater depth of interest to our hobby. For this, we all owe him a debt. It is important that we learn from his life and continue to carry on his great work.